Welcome to a dangerously jaded galaxy filled with bold adventure and relentless cynicism. You are a starship captain, hellbent on protecting the weak and pitiful from the predators of space, or achieving galactic domination in the name of the almighty GhazPORK, or maybe just virusbombing a call center for personal reasons. Opposing you in this glorious quest are delinquent teenage pirates, insane robotic spacelocusts, pompous authority figures, and the everencroaching madness of living in modern society.

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